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I met Mr. Motivator!

He did not have an erection. :(

Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 27, 2008, 11:44 PM

Yeah, more geeks! ;)

We quite clearly have very different experiences of college and uni, Frankie!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 27, 2008, 11:46 PM

I've sat on Shadow from Gladiators lap.

If its work related it doesn't count :P

Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 11:44 PM

Precisely. And less chavvy twats you never want to see again! ;)

Sadly my College had MORE chavvy twats than school did (it was quite a posh school!) :S

Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 11:49 PM

I met Mr. Motivator!

He did not have an erection. :(

If he didn't have an erection, then presumably he had a flacid penis?

If not, then I shall refer to him as Ms. Motivator in future.

Bummer. (at frankie)

Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 11:49 PM

I met Mr. Motivator!

He did not have an erection. :(

I met Paul Daniels and Rolf Harris. But not at the same time.

I really hope that neither of them had erections.

Quote: Aaron @ January 27, 2008, 11:50 PM

We quite clearly have very different experiences of college and uni, Frankie!

Probably! :) Mine was a technical college and it was full of morons! But hey! The problem with morons is they don't know they're morons!

Ooh, I met Noel Edmonds and Keith Chegwin!

It's all rushing back, now.

AND ANNEKA RICE!

Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 11:46 PM

How much would you pay someone who possessed the video of your appearance on The Weakest Link, to not upload it to YouTube?

I'll give you the entire contents of my handbag - 17p in a purse with a busted zip, a mobile resembling a brick, lots of tatty till recipts, a rather furry toffee and a grubby (but unused) tampon.

I will leave said handbag outside my front door tonight. If it isn't there in the morning I'll know you've accepted my terms.

Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 11:54 PM

AND ANNEKA RICE!

Did she have erect nipples?

AND MEL SMITH!

Well actually, I just walked past him in the corridor at university...

(I did not notice Anneka's nipples, I was 6. Not that I look at nipples now.. Oh never mind.)

Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 27, 2008, 11:51 PM

Sadly my College had MORE chavvy twats than school did (it was quite a posh school!) :S

I went to sixth form in the same school, so was surrounded by the same twats as always. :(

Quote: Stylo @ January 27, 2008, 11:54 PM

I'll give you the entire contents of my handbag - 17p in a purse with a busted zip, a mobile resembling a brick, lots of tatty till recipts, a rather furry toffee and a grubby (but unused) tampon.

If the tampon was used, then we'd have a deal.

Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 11:54 PM

Ooh, I met Noel Edmonds and Keith Chegwin!

It's all rushing back, now.

AND ANNEKA RICE!

I met the Chuckle Brothers.

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