Nicest thing anyone's said about my work "that's really good!" (that's what my family say"
about me:
"you remind me of Richmond out of The IT Crowd"
"Your hair looks like Noel Fielding's"
"is that a picture of you?" (this was about a picture of Robert Smith. )
*realises how much she gets compared to men* Is that a good thing?
I dunno. Are you really a gay man in a woman's body?
...Yes?
Then you're probably onto a winner.
Quote: Aaron @ April 24 2008, 11:42 AM BSTSuch class. Did you even know her name?
Classy indeed. Her name was Elizabeth Barrett Browning Smythe. She was the only daughter of the Third Marquess of Bute and 150 000 in line to the throne. We had a jolly evening and enjoyed light refreshments including the decanting of a very fine port.
[Now what I need at this point is a big yellow hand emoticon with the middle finger remaining proud and erect. 
But that will have to do]
You also need to stop using box brackets and use parentheses instead.
*shakes fist*
Quote: Aaron @ April 24 2008, 2:15 PM BSTYou also need to stop using box brackets and use parentheses instead.
*shakes fist*
Aaron I find your analisms alarming! [joke] 
Leave my parentheses out of this. They don't even like comedy.
Quote: roscoff @ April 24 2008, 2:23 PM BSTLeave my parentheses out of this. They don't even like comedy.
Ban him. Quickly.
Quote: Charley @ January 26 2008, 3:30 PM GMTI once got a Thank you card while walking in the High Street, from some geezer. It said "Thank you for showing me the best legs I have ever seen).
Now I know he was after a f**k & had I not been with my nana at that time, I may have obliged. I was in my twenties & I still have the card.
Now of course he saw you and rushed off to get it printed specially.
Or do you think he had a batch of them already and was dishing them out to everyone he thought was easy?
I just read an old Chat Log and found the nicest thing. 
oooooooooooooooooooo tell tell 
Hehe it was a guy a little while ago, who told me that I was gorgeous and said "I love you Lizzy Bennet", obviously embellished, but he remembered that she's my favourite character from any novel like...ever.
Thats nice Scats but does it have the enduring class of: 'I like your tits.'?
Ah I suppose not. It seems so unsatisfactory now...