My bosses boss called me an attractive young man today... I was promptly hazed for the rest of the day.
What's the nicest thing anyone's said about you? Page 16
Ooh. The word nicest is an anagram of incest.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 26 2008, 6:59 PM BSTHehe someone did actually just say something nice about me!
What did they say?
Quote: PhQnix @ June 26 2008, 7:02 PM BSTWhat did they say?
That they think I'm "quirky, in a funny, adorable sort of way."
Quote: zooo @ June 26 2008, 7:02 PM BSTOoh. The word nicest is an anagram of incest.
I don't even want to know the compliments your father gave you Zooo 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 26 2008, 7:04 PM BSTThat they think I'm "quirky, in a funny, adorable sort of way."
Well duh!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 26 2008, 7:04 PM BSTThat they think I'm "quirky, in a funny, adorable sort of way."
Like a hamster...
Quote: PhQnix @ June 26 2008, 7:05 PM BSTWell duh!
It should be my motto then!
Quote: Paul W @ June 26 2008, 7:06 PM BSTLike a hamster...
Exactly! 
Quote: NickTheDon @ June 26 2008, 6:42 PM BST"You could be a model...from behind" - A friend's sister.
She likes your arse.
She wants to lick it, squeeze it, bite i- Excuse me a moment...
My hairdresser said I had lovely soft hair today which was nice.
Also softened the blow when she announced her rate had gone up.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 28 2008, 12:47 AM BSTMy hairdresser said I had lovely soft hair today which was nice.
Also softened the blow when she announced her rate had gone up.
You should have taken it with you or charged her for all your hair that she kept.
£10 a lock.
It is a strange concept really isn't it.
Somebody takes something away from you and charges you for doing it too.
HMRC?
SlagB's record label once described his band as "The most obnoxious bunch of c**ts you'd ever wish to meet."