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What's the nicest thing anyone's said about you? Page 13

Quote: Paul W @ May 18 2008, 4:11 PM BST

I had a hot science teacher... Not really related to anything but I thought I'd throw that out there.

I had a gorgeous form tutor. Well, I thought she was gorgeous. Everyone else just thought she had nice tits.

Quote: Gavin @ May 18 2008, 5:12 PM BST

You'd win by default its against the law for men to hit women.

And they say they want equality. Pfft.

Quote: Aaron @ May 18 2008, 6:25 PM BST

And they say they want equality. Pfft.

A bit of a difference between being treated as equals in the work place and getting punch flat in the face though.

It should only be illegal to punch someone smaller than you.

I don't mind some tiny man trying to punch me.

All small men suffer from SMS.

Quote: Aaron @ May 18 2008, 6:25 PM BST

And they say they want equality. Pfft.

Haha I said something like that in Spanish when I had to argue that opening the door for women was sexist. Everyone stared daggers at me, even though that was the argument I was told to make lol!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 18 2008, 6:42 PM BST

Haha I said something like that in Spanish when I had to argue that opening the door for women was sexist. Everyone stared daggers at me, even though that was the argument I was told to make lol!

Is opening a door for a woman sexist? I think you should open the door for any one, personally. Except for teachers, teachers never say thank you as if you're just expected to open the door for them...

That's what I said as me, not "with my argument", that you should open the door for anyone-not just women!

I open and hold doors for people all the time.

And if they don't say thank you, then I make loud pissy comments.

It's not sexist to hold doors open for women, but those who expect you to and get shouty if you don't, are often the same who bang on about total equality and sexism and blah blah blah. IME of course. You can't have it both ways. Decide which, and grow up.

That was my argument that got daggers about how you can't have it both ways. Stupid teacher knowing that'd happen and giving me that argument...

It's quite interesting how people can't handle reality. Did they say anything to you afterwards?

No. I shouted "That's what I was told to argue!" then got embarrassed and allowed to be left alone. :D

Anybody think this conversation is like an episode from Hollyoaks or a sanitised 'Skins'? No? Just me then :S

Haha I think it does too!

Having never seen either, I couldn't possibly comment.

I'm only basing it on having seen a tiny bits of Hollyoaks, and from what I've been told about Skins-but it was enough evidence, I assure you!

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