The School thread is bringing up some interesting life skills. I wondered if there was a naughty thing you've done which despite its naughtiness, lawlessnessless or whatever always invokes a feeling of pride whenever you tell people about it.
'I had the guts to do...' etc
Your amazing stories please.
Climb up and run around on my school's roof?
Thats the naughtiest thing you've done? If the emergency services aren't involved I don't think it can be classed as naughty 
Big turds.
Big turds.
Quote: ajp29 @ January 25, 2008, 5:06 PM
Probably. I was raised proper, like.
Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ January 25, 2008, 5:14 PMBig turds.
Big turds.
...and d'you know what? I know EXACTLY what you mean!
I'm going now to change my CV.
I'm very proud that I stood up to a bullying boss who made a month of my life hell and had just said something deeply personal to me, and called her a "A pig face, arse munching, c word with a personality that made Hitler look like a decent guy", before storming out of her office, annoucing to all the customers that the cups they went drinking out of had only been rinsed, not washed because she was too tight fisted to buy extra detergent, and left her with a load of angry customers.
I walked around the corner to a temping agency my friend worked out, told her what had happen and she made me a cup of tea and got me some work that very afternoon! Once of the few times I ever used the c word.
There are some much more naughty things I've done but I'm not proud of those!
C**t is one of, if not the, greatest words in the English language. Everyone should use it more often!
STOP UN-CENSORING MY C WORD YOU DIRTY LITTLE MONSTER!
Its not as good as elastaplast or elderberry or Theressa McButtmunch or saying burger sause in a Marsaille accent which sounds like bugger sosse 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 25, 2008, 5:24 PMSTOP UN-CENSORING MY C WORD YOU DIRTY LITTLE MONSTER!
If people don't want to see it, then they have the language filter on. I could make it literally impossible to post it pre-censored, if you'd like? 
Quote: ajp29 @ January 25, 2008, 5:25 PMIts not as good as elastaplast or elderberry or Theressa McButtmunch or saying burger sause in a Marsaille accent which sounds like bugger sosse
Elastoplast. Except I doubt you believe in trademarks, private companies and nouns.
I have a rep to maintain! Granted, it's not great but I do my best! Swearing is not big or clever!
You f**ker. 
Love you really.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 25, 2008, 5:28 PMSwearing is not big or clever!
FUCK.
I beg to differ.
Quote: Aaron @ January 25, 2008, 5:27 PMElastoplast. Except I doubt you believe in trademarks, private companies and nouns.
FCUK OFF!