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INT. TV STUDIO. BBC WEATHER REPORT.

MAN:
We’re in for a mixed bag this evening. The North will have some (GIVES A NAZI SALUTE) hail. Scotland will be battered by (FARTS LOUDLY) strong winds.

Devon and Cornwall are set for (BRINGS PENIS OUT) a flash or two of lightning.

In Wales and Northern Ireland it will (STARTS TO URINATE) piss down, you’d be better off in the house (DOES WANKING GESTURE) a night like that.

Clear skies over Southern England make it an ideal night for (SHOWS HIS ARSE AND SPREADS HIS CHEEKS) stargazing.

The next few days will bring arm farts, picking one’s nose and eating it and heavy outbreaks of smelling your finger without anyone seeing it after you've scratched your ass.

...well it made me laugh!

This is good. Well thought out. Though the knob outing will have to be toned down for TV.

Perhaps the ol' opening of the long jacket away from the camera instead of a flash of a willy!

Brilliant, although how can you miss the FULL MOON?

Quote: ajp29 @ January 24, 2008, 10:33 PM

Brilliant, although how can you miss the FULL MOON?

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AJP,

As above. I love it. Get it somewhere and be famous [shows arse in jealousy]

Very good.

Hmm - it's good, but I didn't like the ending. IMO, it doesn't really build to anything, it is essentially just the same joke repeated a few times with no final pay-off.

But I wouldn't necessarily listen to me as I seem to be outvoted!

fab!!

I liked it, though kind of agree with barbs about it going nowhere.

The urinating bit would be quite good if it was just a spreading patch of pee in his trousers as he said it.

Dan

I found myself smiling but did find the ending a bit weak.