Talking about evolution

INT. LIVING ROOM. DAY.

SID AND TRACEY, ARE SITTING WATCHING TV SID SEEMS FURIOUS. TRACEY GETS UP TO TURN THE TV OFF.

TRACEY
Well I found that very educational

SID (FUMING)
Are you mad? Saying we evolved from Apes.

TRACEY
Well it's a popular theory sidney.

SID
What about the missing link how comes there are no fossills to fill that huge gap. Evolved from monkeys, complete twaddle init Dad.

WITH THAT SID IS HIT FULL IN THE FACE WITH A HANDFUL OF SHIT. WE PAN ROUND TO REVEAL SIDNEYS DAD IS A HUGE GORILLA JUMPING UP AND DOWN, SNIFFING HIS OWN FINGER BEFORE POUNDING HIS CHEST.

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Hehe. You nailed that one, Danny. Spot on.

Dan

I endorse any joke involving a face full of caca. God speed to you.

Haahaa! You're on fire Danny!

Thanks guys, seeing the amount of writing people are doing is putting me to shame so I'm gonna try and write one sketch a day.

Don't do it Danny it'll kill you.

I thought the sketch was good but a tad predictable. Although as David said its hard not to like a sketch where someone gets shit thrown in their face

Quote: ajp29 @ January 24, 2008, 3:35 PM

Don't do it Danny it'll kill you.

I thought the sketch was good but a tad predictable. Although as David said its hard not to like a sketch where someone gets shit thrown in their face

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HeHe I have a backlog on my digital recorder and in my mind, should do me for 2 weeks at less.

I know it was predicable but if I smile at least once imagining it on screen it goes to 'paper' as it were, incidently the 'flinging' was a last minute addition.

that was v ery nice, fast clever, and a real definite punch, plus nothing like educational purile humour