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£10, 10 minutes to live Page 2

Quote: Gavin @ January 23, 2008, 11:18 PM

Burn the note infront of a tramp.

I'm not sure what's worse. The fact that you would actively seek out Dannyjb to burn money in front of him or the fact you would waste your last ten minutes doing so!

Quote: Gavin @ January 23, 2008, 11:18 PM

Burn the note infront of a tramp.

She'd probably knee you in the bollocks.

Quote: David Chapman @ January 23, 2008, 11:23 PM

What - you settle your bill with money?

:D

Chapman should get a tenner for bringing back the 'milkman joke'.

Glue the tenner to my vagina, then lay down on the floor at the DHSS.

Would you use the side with the queen on?

I would roll the £10 note up, and insert it in to my anus.

Why?

Because with ten minutes to live, it's an ideal time to try new things as you don't have to worry about the consequences (in this case, an embarrassing trip to A&E). Of course, the autopsy results would be interesting.

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