A lorry carrying theasurus' has crashed on the M1, shedding it's load over both carriageways.
On-lookers are said to be stunned, bewildered, dumbfounded, astonished shocked, startled, speechless and amazed
Accident on the M1
Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ January 23, 2008, 9:59 PMA lorry carrying theasurus' has crashed on the M1, shedding it's load over both carriageways.
On-lookers are said to be stunned, bewildered, dumbfounded, astonished shocked, startled, speechless and amazed
Very good!
Incidentally is that the correct plural name for a load of thesauruses?
Aw!
You're spelling it my way!
Like a dinosaur.
Shouldn't this joke be in the critique, appraisal, assessment, comment, criticism, judgment, review Forum?
I don't think he's looking for feedback.
Are you Charles?
OK is this a rubbish joke thread then? I have one. An elementary grasp of science is need 
Why is Liverpool full of Bacteria?
Because its The European Capital of Culture 2008
Quote: Leevil @ January 23, 2008, 10:40 PMI don't think he's looking for feedback.
Are you Charles?
I dunno, the website I stole it off may 
Good joke.
I have another joke I just thought of.
Hain has just resigned as a minister. He actually resigned a month ago but just failed to declare it
ajp29 Why are you hijacking this thread?
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 24, 2008, 5:36 PMajp29 Why are you hijacking this thread?
Cos its not a critique thread u mitchtard (have to know my friend mitch to understand that saying)
this is a true and tragic story, not a joke. about an hour ago two ships collided in the english channel. one was carrying blue paint. the other was carrying red paint. all the sailors were marooned.
Did you hear about the clown who got sacked from the circus?
He sued for funfair dismissal
Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ January 23, 2008, 9:59 PMA lorry carrying theasurus' has crashed on the M1, shedding it's load over both carriageways.
On-lookers are said to be stunned, bewildered, dumbfounded, astonished shocked, startled, speechless and amazed
I thought this was going to be a thread about a genuine M1 accident (hopefully accompanied by gory photographs).