Ok here is a bit of a song i wrote, let me know what you think....
Dear Deirdre,
can you pls help me.
My husband likes wearing womens lingerie
Now is he a tranny or something or just a gay,
The first time i Caught him i thought he was just pranking,
But now he sits there legs akimbo in my stockings tommy tanking,
Tell me Deirdre, what should i do,
Your's Sincerely,
Mrs S from crewe.
Dear Mrs S from Crewe
Here is what you should do.
Divorce him, he is a sexual psychopath,
I bet he barely gets it up, let alone can make it last
oh! & that picture you sent of him in his depravity
I emailed it to his Boss, friend's & your son's university
Yours Deirdre
No need to thank me
Dear Deidre
Can you please help me
My girlfriiend deserves a snake, but i am more of a worm
& i only gve out a pathetiic little globule of sperm,
She is a darling & says it does'nt bother her atall
But she lost her finger due to masterbatiing & i know its coz im so small
Tell me Deirdre, for crying out loud
Name & Address obviously witheld
Dear tiny weeny lickle man
My advice is at hand
Your girlfriend is lying to you, It realy bothers her a lot
She stares at other mens crotches and resorts to a plastic cock
Be a decent human let her go so she can find a decent shag rite now
That poor, poor,deprived sex starved silly cow
Yours Deirdre
No need to thank me
Dear Deirdre
Can you pls help me
My man is into swinging & he wants us to have a 20 some
I told him about my reservations but he said "Your no fookn fun"
We are off to a pervy party exactly one week from today
I am scared as hell & bordering on running far far away
Tell me Deirdre Im scared & alone
I'd ring the samaritines,but they have blocked my fone
Dear Scaredy bear
Here's my advice dear
Mr deirdre & I go to a lot of trouble and an awful large exspense
to organiise these party's you ungrateful wench
You had beter be here Monday week or i will kill all that you hold dear
And bring along your genital health screen, need to check its clear
Your's Deirdre
No need to thank me
I am an agony aunt you see
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