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Quote: David Smith @ June 15 2013, 8:48 PM BST

I broke my phone

Was it when you dancing Gangnam style in the train? It's quite an energetic jig I believe.

He ran the train over it?

Quote: Ben @ June 15 2013, 8:50 PM BST

Was it when you dancing Gangnam style in the train? It's quite an energetic jig I believe.

Then driver caught me doing it and broke the phone! Angry

Quote: David Smith @ June 15 2013, 8:49 PM BST

That horrible driver broke it at work!

Be thankful it was the phone he broke and not your neck.

Quote: zooo @ June 15 2013, 8:50 PM BST

He ran the train over it?

No I was dancing and he broke my phone!

Quote: David Smith @ June 15 2013, 8:50 PM BST

Then driver caught me doing it and broke the phone! Angry

Have you reported him? He sounds a mean man.

Quote: keewik @ June 15 2013, 8:50 PM BST

Be thankful it was the phone he broke and not your neck.

I am actually.

At least it passes a Saturday evening . . . .

Quote: Ben @ June 15 2013, 8:51 PM BST

Have you reported him? He sounds a mean man.

Reported him to my boss.

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 15 2013, 8:52 PM BST

At least it passes a Saturday evening . . . .

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: David Smith @ June 15 2013, 8:52 PM BST

Reported him to my boss.

Don't tell me - your boss is going to have him hung from a signal.

Quote: keewik @ June 15 2013, 8:55 PM BST

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Don't tell me - your boss is going to have him hung from a signal.

Why are you a train boss too?

He got suspended for 2 weeks.

This is all bollocks.

Quote: David Smith @ June 15 2013, 8:57 PM BST

Why are you a train boss too?

He got suspended for 2 weeks.

Of course I'm a train boss - also a plumber and a maker of cupcakes.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 15 2013, 9:02 PM BST

This is all bollocks.

I think the word you're looking for is 'shyte'.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 15 2013, 9:02 PM BST

This is all bollocks.

I thought this was a forum that respects what people say. No need to call me a liar.

But just supposing you are ...... ?????

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