Cats!!!!! Page 64
Fair enough, that looks like a Lion kitten rather than a domestic cat and it would probable eat him if it was allowed to grow up.
Quote: billwill @ February 6 2013, 1:31 PM GMTFair enough, that looks like a Lion kitten rather than a domestic cat and it would probable eat him if it was allowed to grow up.
Nahhh, Bush could have killed every lion or tiger he wanted to by pressing the red button.
A Danish comedian made a graph on cats, showing on X-graph "How hot a girl is" and on the Y-graph "How much a guy is interested in her cat"
http://ww2.wulffmorgenthaler.dk/img/crap/Kat-WM_crap_DK_20100804.jpg
Quote: Funny Johnny @ February 6 2013, 1:46 PM GMTA Danish comedian made a graph on cats, showing on X-graph "How hot a girl is" and on the Y-graph "How much a guy is interested in her cat"
http://ww2.wulffmorgenthaler.dk/img/crap/Kat-WM_crap_DK_20100804.jpg
Funny, this link contains the word "crap". Is it a danish word or what?
Danish comedian.
Now there are two words that don't sit naturally together . . .
Quote: Oldrocker @ February 6 2013, 8:34 PM GMTDanish comedian.
Now there are two words that don't sit naturally together . . .
How about 'cold stone seat and piles?' (I know that's four by the way. I know these things)
Booyah!
Quote: roscoff @ February 6 2013, 8:49 PM GMTHow about 'cold stone seat and piles?' (I know that's four by the way. I know these things)
Funny you should say that. On Antiques Roadshow yesterday one of them bought an old tractor seat.
Now what happened was, when it came up for auction, you'd have died, the auctioneer . . . oh wait. My mousakka's ready. . . .
Monopoly has got rid of the iron playing piece, and brought in a cat instead. Hurrah!
Quote: zooo @ February 6 2013, 9:08 PM GMTMonopoly has got rid of the iron playing piece, and brought in a cat instead. Hurrah!
'Get out of litter tray free.'
Quote: roscoff @ February 6 2013, 8:49 PM GMTHow about 'cold stone seat and piles?' (I know that's four by the way. I know these things)
Five? Or is this wine affecting my arithmetical skills?
Awwwww. He thinks he's people.