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Cats!!!!! Page 40

Stick Stewart Lee in one of those huts and you've got my vision of hell.

Quote: chipolata @ July 5 2012, 7:49 PM BST

I doubt the dog would catch any. They're nippy little things, cats. And dogs tend to be a bit slow and dumb.

A dog killed my cat when I was a teenager. Teary

What that cat village needs is a disco ball and some lasers to drive them all into a light-chasing frenzy.

Quote: DaButt @ July 5 2012, 7:55 PM BST

A dog killed my cat when I was a teenager. Teary

Actually I'm underestimating dogs. I've got a three legged cat thanks to one.

At least a dog won't sit on a cat and just torment it for hours for the sake of it

The way a cat destroys and mutilates a small bird is horrendous

Pure evil

Quote: chipolata @ July 5 2012, 7:57 PM BST

Actually I'm underestimating dogs. I've got a three legged cat thanks to one.

:O

Quote: lofthouse @ July 5 2012, 8:00 PM BST

At least a dog won't sit on a cat and just torment it for hours for the sake of it

The way a cat destroys and mutilates a small bird is horrendous

Pure evil

Still, at least cats know not to kill human babies. Unlike dogs, for whom it seems to be a favourite pastime.

Quote: DaButt @ July 5 2012, 8:00 PM BST

:O

He survived and he's happy, that's the main thing.

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2012, 8:05 PM BST

Still, at least cats know not to kill human babies. Unlike dogs, for whom it seems to be a favourite pastime.

I'm not saying it's right, but babies are quite annoying.

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2012, 8:05 PM BST

Still, at least cats know not to kill human babies. Unlike dogs, for whom it seems to be a favourite pastime.

A lot of that is down to how the owners handle and bring up their dogs.

Anyway, look what I found:

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:|

D'aww! Poor kitty.

Quote: chipolata @ July 5 2012, 8:08 PM BST

I'm not saying it's right, but babies are quite annoying.

:D

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This was for the picture thread but Boo ruined it for me

How so?

Doesn't that pic of the yellow fruit which I won't mention make you want to throw up/run away, Booo?

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2012, 9:48 PM BST

Doesn't that pic of the yellow fruit which I won't mention make you want to throw up/run away, Booo?

A bit, hence the smiley I added at the end. I had to overcome my fear though and the cuteh kitteh more than makes up for it.

(I am in no way mocking phobias, by the way. Mine isn't a proper phobia but it gets close, and it helps me to joke about it)

Quote: Booo @ July 5 2012, 9:39 PM BST

How so?

It was a link to Coneheads :D
I had to settle for Unlucky Alf in the hope that I wouldn't be Gazumped again.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 5 2012, 9:55 PM BST

It was a link to Coneheads :D
I had to settle for Unlucky Alf in the hope that I wouldn't be Gazumped again.

Sorry, of course. I'm so slow tonight.
:)

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