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Cats!!!!! Page 4

Quote: Aaron @ January 22, 2008, 9:54 PM

'Cos they are. They're all hard and pointy and they bash around, spreading mud and drool and general scariness everywhere. Cats on the other hand are sleek and sophisticated, graceful and calm.

....even when they are crapping in your shoes.

I Lovey my doggy!

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My dog looks like a cat (Well not really, but it's cute and fluffy). My favourite animal though is the lion. I like alpacas too. They're the cooler and classier version of the lama.

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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 23, 2008, 6:53 PM

....even when they are crapping in your shoes.

Yep, dogs do indeed do that.

Quote: Aaron @ January 22, 2008, 9:54 PM

'Cos they are. They're all hard and pointy and they bash around, spreading mud and drool and general scariness everywhere. Cats on the other hand are sleek and sophisticated, graceful and calm.

And bugger up the spines of your record collection (heard of them?) and your leather suite.

My Woo Woo's have never wrecked anything of mine. Dave has hoodie dogs!

Quote: Charley @ January 23, 2008, 9:17 PM

My Woo Woo's have never wrecked anything of mine. Dave has hoodie dogs!

No - it's the cats with their claws.

Cats are paticularly nice in a red wine sauce.

Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ January 23, 2008, 9:53 PM

Cats are paticularly nice in a red wine sauce.

I know Aaron loves Chinese.

Quote: David Chapman @ January 23, 2008, 9:18 PM

No - it's the cats with their claws.

Evidently your cats are rebelling against your harsh 'ownership' skills!

Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ January 23, 2008, 9:53 PM

Cats are paticularly nice in a red wine sauce.

Angry

I hate Cats, Dogs are much better.

Ah.
That explains everything.

Quote: jake how @ February 5, 2008, 5:22 PM

I hate Cats, Dogs are much better.

Is that why you like BOAF?

Quote: jake how @ February 5, 2008, 5:22 PM

I hate Cats, Dogs are much better.

Not as good as wabbits! I have two watch wabbits! tick and tock.

I had a great Dog called Suzie, for 17 years. There's no way I'm ever getting another dog - not beccause I don't like them, but because they're so much work (well, if you look after them properly). If I have children, I probably won't even let them have one, because I know I'd be lumbered with taking it out, after a few months, like my poor Mum and Dad often were.

Quote: jake how @ February 5, 2008, 5:22 PM

I hate Cats, Dogs are much better.

Don't like you no more. :(

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