British Comedy Guide

Cats!!!!! Page 182

Aw, they look comfy.

Mad cat. https://vine.co/v/hWh262H9HM5

My kitten keeps trying to lay on my lap, which is lovely n all but she's now decided that it is HER place, like her bed and address and I keep getting her post and stuff. Anyway, I'm trying to wean her off me but it's tough and I hate to see her whimper.

I feel like a pussy magnet.

I want to say aww.
But also ew.

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this is the funniest image in the world

I do wonder how much eraser head cat is enjoying its life
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http://catwriters.com/wp_meow/

why just bother petting them when you can read their writing.

Quote: Lee @ 13th January 2015, 2:24 PM GMT

My kitten keeps trying to lay on my lap, which is lovely n all but she's now decided that it is HER place, like her bed and address and I keep getting her post and stuff. Anyway, I'm trying to wean her off me but it's tough and I hate to see her whimper.

I feel like a pussy magnet.

Stop Whinging
She likes you & your lap, just enjoy the affection

You'd miss it if she just started ignoring you

Yes but she's my girlfriend's cat and she gets upset that the cat has taken more to me instead. I only got the thing for her (the cat, not the girlfriend).

Steve why are you responding to a 3 month old post?

You're like Tom Hanks in the Da Vincci Code, only with an obscure comedy forum instead of the Vatican.

Quote: Lee @ 10th March 2015, 10:32 AM GMT

Yes but she's my girlfriend's cat and she gets upset that the cat has taken more to me instead. I only got the thing for her (the cat, not the girlfriend).

Ah I see
Yes I get the same problem
Cats always jump on my lap, just consider it a gift

Quote: sootyj @ 10th March 2015, 10:33 AM GMT

Steve why are you responding to a 3 month old post?

Because all the posts over the last 3 months have been rubbish, so I went back as far as I could

http://ziboff.com/story/1474/i-took-my-cat-outside-apparently-it-was-a-lot-to-take-in

Just look at this little guy...he has seen things, lol.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 10th March 2015, 12:27 PM GMT

Ah I see
Yes I get the same problem
Cats always jump on my lap, just consider it a gift

Because all the posts over the last 3 months have been rubbish, so I went back as far as I could

which by defintion includes the above one, why are you making the situation worse?

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