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Cats!!!!! Page 122

Huge fan of cats!... not too fond of zebras though, I think they're a bit full of themselves.

He gets it

Quote: sootyj @ August 21 2013, 11:44 PM BST

OK name me one heroic zebra

That one that lay down for me so I could cross the road.

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Quote: William Purry @ August 22 2013, 10:43 AM BST

That one that lay down for me so I could cross the road.

OK I'll let you have that one

I'm off to a self-catering cottage for a week and apparently the owners run a cattery. Wonder if they supply a free cat with the cottage. Rolling eyes

Quote: keewik @ August 22 2013, 4:16 PM BST

I'm off to a self-catering cottage for a week and apparently the owners run a cattery. Wonder if they supply a free cat with the cottage. Rolling eyes

It would be a cattage or a cottery

Quote: William Purry @ August 22 2013, 11:34 AM BST
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Is that your sink?

Quote: keewik @ August 22 2013, 4:16 PM BST

I'm off to a self-catering cottage for a week and apparently the owners run a cattery. Wonder if they supply a free cat with the cottage. Rolling eyes

WHERE IS THIS PLACE?

Quote: keewik @ August 22 2013, 4:16 PM BST

I'm off to a self-catering cottage for a week and apparently the owners run a cattery. Wonder if they supply a free cat with the cottage. Rolling eyes

You're not planning on eating the cat?

I hope not but we will be in the wilds so food might be scarce. :D

Quote: William Purry @ August 22 2013, 10:43 AM BST

That one that lay down for me so I could cross the road.

HA, that's adorable. my cat does the same thing, must be cool for them? Mind, mine is so fat that he doesn't so much sit in it than take on the basin's shape (like liquid filling a container.)

Quote: sootyj @ August 22 2013, 12:01 PM BST

OK I'll let you have that one

I would ask for my money back if there were not a free cat involved.

I actually can't wait for the cat cafe to open.

http://ladydinahs.com/

Hahaha

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/08/22/cat-instructions-of-the-day/

It'll be a health and safety nightmare; hair balls, feline AIDS, getting sctatched.
It'll be closed within a week.

(can someone make an obvious joke about eating cats for me)

Quote: L.E. @ August 23 2013, 11:21 AM BST

I actually can't wait for the cat cafe to open.

http://ladydinahs.com/

OMG! How the hell did they get passed Environmental Health. I don't think animals and food should be mixed unless I'm actually eating it!

Quote: sootyj @ August 23 2013, 11:22 AM BST

(can someone make an obvious joke about eating cats for me)

I'm going as it'll be full of pussy. Ok?

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