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Quote: keewik @ June 15 2013, 9:13 PM BST

But just supposing you are ...... ?????

I am not a liar!

A fantasist then, if we're being kind?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 15 2013, 9:02 PM BST

This is all bollocks.

Prezunctly!

Quote: David Smith @ June 15 2013, 9:06 PM BST

I thought this was a forum that respects what people say. No need to call me a liar.

Would you settle for a dreary fantasist>

Like Walter Mitty dreaming of being a street sweeper in a rainy street in Rhyll

OK.

Let's just set out a few facts about the last couple of weeks.

You get a new job.

You do tinkerish things in that job.

Your mate drops dead in your house in front of you.

And his family ask you to organise the funeral.

You buy four cats, cheap, off a mate and name them after prominent members of this forum disregarding the names that they are used to.

You dance in the cab of a train and the unhappy driver breaks your phone which means you can't take photo's of said cats.

You got to admit David, it does look a tad odd.

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 15 2013, 9:24 PM BST

OK.

Let's just set out a few facts about the last couple of weeks.

You get a new job.

You do tinkerish things in that job.

Your mate drops dead in your house in front of you.

And his family ask you to organise the funeral.

You buy four cats, cheap, off a mate and name them after prominent members of this forum disregarding the names that they are used to.

You dance in the cab of a train and the unhappy driver breaks your phone which means you can't take photo's of said cats.

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Quote: Oldrocker @ June 15 2013, 9:24 PM BST

OK.

Let's just set out a few facts about the last couple of weeks.

You get a new job.

You do tinkerish things in that job.

Your mate drops dead in your house in front of you.

And his family ask you to organise the funeral.

You buy four cats, cheap, off a mate and name them after prominent members of this forum disregarding the names that they are used to.

You dance in the cab of a train and the unhappy driver breaks your phone which means you can't take photo's of said cats.

You got to admit David, it does look a tad odd.

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Just one more question...

I think this may be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on BCG!

A day after his best mate died in front of him he dances Gangnam style at work and brags about that on a forum. That's creepy no matter if it's a lie or the truth.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 15 2013, 9:29 PM BST

A day after his best mate died in front of him he dances Gangnam style at work and brags about that on a forum. That's creepy no matter if it's a lie or the truth.

Angry. I was trying to make bright of it

Aye, right.

All of those are true.

At least we're having a rerr terr on Saturday night. Since David allegedly lived in Scotland , he'll know what a rerr terr is.

Do you think I should be a comedian? I have almost caused a break down for Ben

Quote: keewik @ June 15 2013, 9:40 PM BST

At least we're having a rerr terr on Saturday night. Since David allegedly lived in Scotland , he'll know what a rerr terr is.

Which leaves me ignorant...again.

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