Quote: charisma @ January 21, 2008, 12:06 AMThey do say wanking makes you blind.
Even to gags about wanking making you blind. 
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Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 20, 2008, 11:48 PMThat's the tenth or eleventh time I've seen masturbation misspelt on this forum. Are you lot all short-sighted or something?
It's a long word, hard to grasp, and doesn't always come naturally.
Quote: Badge @ January 21, 2008, 12:10 AMEven to gags about wanking making you blind.
Yes, I've often thought that there should be an entrance exam to post here.
Quote: Badge @ January 21, 2008, 12:10 AMEven to gags about wanking making you blind.
Surely the blame should not be at me for not interpreting the joke, but at the person who wrote it for not making it clear enough? When I read it, I thought thats probably what he meant but since it was so ambiguous (since when is short-sightedness and blindness the same thing?)I thought I'd make the joke.
I CAN'T WANK SINCE i PULLED THE HEAD OFF IT. Sorry, left caps on. OH NO!
Cheap I know but I don't care!
Personally, I prefer having sex over the phone, though my wife hates putting the receiver to her ear afterwards.
I thought it would work really well.
Maybe as a twist the man wanting the 4 candles could come dressed as the man from 'the dead parrot' sketch with said dead parrot in its cage, just to pervert the classics that little bit more.....
Anybody?