Worst dumping session... Page 3

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 20, 2008, 6:30 PM

My fave guy at uni was this lovely Dutch guy called Walter! He worn loads of 1940's suits, triby hats, and sandals and would make me tea and crumpets when I visited! He was a legend!

But the scariest guy was this huge guy who was very into Disney and always wore a disney t shirt and a disneyland jacket and would tower over you and talk about completely boring stuff. I was cornered once and listened for half an hour about the subject of how many chemicals are in a shop brought ice cream.

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How many chemicals are there in a shop bought ice cream?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 20, 2008, 6:51 PM

But could you cope with not having real sex and only cybering (if this is not the correct terminology I apologise)???

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You mean there's a choice??

I once dropped a girl off at the local landfill site and drove off. She didn't get it though. And yes, I am a twat.

293.

Quote: jacparov @ January 20, 2008, 7:49 PM

How many chemicals are there in a shop bought ice cream?

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A billion.

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ January 20, 2008, 6:52 PM

Sex is overrated if you ask me.

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Quote: jacparov @ January 20, 2008, 7:49 PM

I once dropped a girl off at the local landfill site and drove off. She didn't get it though.

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Now that's just plain MEAN!

cheers. I'll keep that for partys.

Would you rather be dumped horribly or with the classic: it's not you it's me blah blah.

Quote: zooo @ January 20, 2008, 7:53 PM

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I thought it best not to respond to that, but I concur. He's obviously just been having sex with the wrong (inflatable) people.

I wish someone could have given me some tips on this before. I've been married for 26 years.

Quote: Aaron @ January 20, 2008, 7:53 PM

Now that's just plain MEAN!

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I was only kidding....honest. I don't dump I recycle, sloppy seconds anyone?

Sorry I am being disgusting now

You dhhirty old man!

Okay I will give out this secret but only in the name of warning others not to fall for bollox.
I fancied this great looking guy who just happened to be extremely religious. I loved the way he looked but hated everything else about him. I never told him about my son at the time & pretended to be interested in religion in order to get him.
Anyhoo he invited me to this Christian shit meeting & we all had to kneel on the floor & pray in tongues (Some made up tripe which only God can understand). I just moved my mouth up & down & kept one eye open to admire his crotch. After the meeting I lied & said I had found God & that it was all thanks to him. He asked me out & we went on a few mind numbingly boring dates.
On the 3rd date I pounced & tried to get his cock out. He became deeply upset & stated that there would be no sex before marriage due to his beliefs. I recall saying to him that his mind might feel that way but his cock was telling a different story. Still he refused my advances which only made me want him more.
Finally I took him to a party where I knew the punch was laced with drastic amounts of alcohol. I threw myself at him & teased him mercifully & convinced him that God wanted him to f**k me. He had told me so in tongues. The lad eventualyy succumbed.
Afterwards he apologised for taking my virginity (Sucker)& said that it would never happen again. I said I would forgive him if he brought me a handbag, which he did. Armed with the knowledge that I was never ever going to f**k this guy again & that was the only thing I really wanted from him I dumped him with this excuse.
"I am very sorry, but due to the mix up whilst speaking with God in tongues, I misheard his commands. God never said he was to "f**k me", but had infact said "go to Putney". I stated that I was to move there & earn back God's trust.
I never saw him again. But I did f**k a virgin so it was worth it.

You are actually my hero Charley!!!!!!

That is some kind of genius.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus (no pun intended). The response would be much different if it was a guy tricking a girl like that! I'm sure that the word "rape" would be used, not "hero".

I tried so hard to feel bad about it, but I just can't.

Quote: Aaron @ January 20, 2008, 9:46 PM

Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus (no pun intended). The response would be much different if it was a guy tricking a girl like that! I'm sure that the word "rape" would be used, not "hero".

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He was 19 & loved it Aaron! I dont know many rape victims that come! LOADS!!