Insurance Assessor
Mr Jones, I accept that your barn burned down accidently,and you will be receiving our cheque shortly.
Living on this wild and windy moor, have you considered insurance against storm damage.
Mr Jones
How the bloody hell do you start a storm boyo?
Short and sweet and funny, i like that Jerf 
Nice one Jerf. That made me laugh
Is that being Welshist? Very good Jerf.
I'll have you know, I am directly decended from the fearsome ancient Welsh lesbian Queen, Offa the Dyke.
Quote: roscoff @ January 20, 2008, 10:23 AMIs that being Welshist?
Let's hope so.
Good one Jerf.
Yep Jerf, Thumbs up My friend.
That's not bad, Jerf mate.