Looks like Jude's beaten me to it (never heard it called that before). But I'll post my entry and close the comp. Let's vote till midnight Tuesday...
BLOODY GOOD FUN
Barber welcomes his next customer…
“Ah good morning… Do come in, sit down…
My my, just look at those split ends. Disgraceful!
Now stop struggling, I really must cut them off… Oooh, horrible!
So what do you do for a living?… Work at the zoo eh? Now don't move about, I really must…
Ah that's better! Now I'll just add the razor – sorry – sorry again – well just leave it ruffled eh? Ha ha…
Time for a lather – a shower – a wipe dry. A long long wipe dry and a good old rub till… Beautiful! You'll be the envy of your colleagues.”
Camera pans out to show a baboon's bottom.
