Hi there I'm Bill Gravy. They've had me on here again as I went so well the last time. Here's a bit of observational humour for you.
Why don't they tell passengers on a plane that there's no point in rushing to be the first to get off as soon as it lands? It always takes at least three minutes for the steps to be wheeled out. Madness! They could be enjoying a nice rest there.
Here's a belter!
I spend a lot of time at my bedroom window just watching what's going on in the street. Just observing.
OK try this one.
I once saw a man slip on a banana skin. It was funny. See I'm not really a gag-smith? I do observational stuff.
What's that bloke in row three doing?
I watched the game on the telly last night. Footballers eh? They're a bit like rugby players aren't they?
*Shit it's going wrong. Don't lose them. Come on! Bang bang bang!*
I once went to a football match. It was 2 nil at half time. What's so funny about that? It was against the run of play. That's what!
Sven Goran Eriksson. Was that just me? No it was Sven Goran Eriksson. What did all those women see in him? Money and power.
Come on cheer up for fuc*'s sake. What a miserable crowd you are!
OK I'm going in for the kill with this. Are the St John Ambulance people in?
I watched that Time Team thing with Baldrick from Blackadder in it. Very enjoyable and quite educational too.
What's that? Time's up? OK!
Thank you and good night! I've been Bill Gravy and this has been my observational set! Watch what you do or I'll make a joke out of you!