A MAN IN A BALACLAVA SEES A VACANCY FOR A CHILDREN'S TV PRESENTER JOB AND PUTS HIS NAME DOWN FOR AN INTERVIEW.
Man
Hi, I was just wondering if the children's tv presenter job was still going?
Woman
(WOMAN LOOKS AT MAN STRANGELY)
Yes it is, would you like an interview?
Man
Yes please.
Woman
Well all you need to do is fill in this form and you will be sent a date for your interview.
(SHE HANDS OVER A FORM)
Man
Thats great
(STARTS TO FILL IT IN)
Woman
Have you had any experience working with children?
Man
Yes, you could say that.
(HANDS OVER FORM)
Woman
Thats great, oh hang on, you've forgotten to enter your name, what is your name sir?
Man
(TAKES OFF THE BALACLAVA)
Chris Langham
Woman
(STARES AT MAN AND THEN SCRUNCHES UP FORM AND THROWS IT INTO BIN)
Man
(LANGHAM AWKWARDLY SMILES AT WOMAN AND THEN WALKS AWAY)