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Paul McKenna - Look Into The Eyes Not Around The Eyes...

Audience members have hailed Paul Mckenna’s latest live and hypnotic show “abysmal.” Tickets sold out to a packed Brighton Centre auditorium but things took a sudden downturn as the stage man failed to perform. Chants of, “refund, refund” rang out as McKenna failed to hypnotise nearly all of his selected subjects.

After the show, disgruntled audience members gathered in the foyer and demanded that refund. Local man and self-appointed disgruntled group spokesperson, “Angry Dave Atkins,” declared that the hypnotist had failed to make him believe he was a dog.

McKenna then appeared to address the dissatisfied group, citing “jetlag as causing a delayed reaction” to his usually sharply honed talent. It was at that point that “Angry Atkins,” now clutching a stick and panting profusely, fell to the floor and began to lick his own balls.

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Hello Simon. Keep your eyes averted when using this site as its programmed to hypnotise you into forgetting you have a life in favour of spending stupid amounts of time on here. You have been warned.

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Quote: niteowl @ January 17, 2008, 12:14 AM

Hello Simon.Keep your eyes averted when using this site as its programmed to hypnotise you into forgetting you have a life in favour of spending stupid amounts of time on here.You have been warned.

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I went to the same show and he tried to hypnotise me into thinking i was a dog as well, it didn't work at all. Mind you though ever since iv'e been feeling very ruff.Oh well must dash its time for walkies.

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