Quote: zooo @ January 16, 2008, 8:53 PMI fall over a lot. But that's not as good as farting at a party.
Isn't that what everyone does at a party?
Your most embarassing moment... Page 2
What kind of parties do you go to? o_O
That fetish one in the League of Gentlemen by the sounds of it.
*shudder*
Farting at parties is good, I highly recommend it.
In a sex education lesson at primary school I told the class with great authority that women had periods out of their mouths.
I have another sex education class story; it was at secondary school and it was Comic Relief. Rather than do a boring 'sponsored silence' I decided that in response to all questions I would answer: "a rather large piece of asparagus". Clever eh - pfff. Not in a sex education lesson with a random supply teacher who was unaware of my fundraising activities. I can't even remember what she asked me, but I know my response brought the house down.
I remember my mother telling me that virgins couldn't use tampons because the hyman would just spring it back out again so I had this vision of being able to fire tampax at will.
Poor Will.
Grey Head Will?
I'd say probably red head Will...
Will's not ginger thats Peter.
I have far too many embarassing moments to pick just one. I have a recent one though. I have 2 phone lines & I was on one phone having a pervy call & my inlaws rang the other phone. I thought I had hit the silence button. (The ringing was ruining the pervy call). Anyhoo I hit answer instead & carried on with the pervy call. It was probably the single most depraved pervy call ever too & my Father in Law must have heard some of it before hanging up.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 16, 2008, 8:38 PMOnly when I was at a house party and laughed so hard I farted right at the moment everyone else was silent. The only way out of it was to pretend I did it on purpose so did another one.
Later I cried myself to sleep!
Don't tell me you usually "claim your farts."
I'm afraid its not rude, but this is one of many. When you play a musical instrument in public there are a million embarrassing stories.
At my first ever proper gig as a trumpet player I was playing in an orchestra pit for 'South Pacific'. I was booked at the last minute and was told there was a dress rehearsal and to show up at 20 past 4. Well school didn't finish until 10 to so I rushed home, put my newly bought tails on and sped off to the rehearsal.
Rushing in late I followed etiquette and offered my apology to the conductor. There standing in front of the orchestra and cast on stage I heard a nasal laugh and then tittering going around the actors and musicians. How the f**k was I to know a dress rehearsal is for actors only to dress up. Every other f**ker was in jeans and t-shirt!
I was down in a place called Upnor walking along a the riverside wall talking to my friend (I must say Alcohol was involved) and then suddenly there was no wall but I kept walking and disappeared onto the beach (according to my friend, just like I was in a cartoon).
Same event, bladders full we decided the best place to empty our bladders was at the end of the pier, as we were all in mid flow... a rowing boat appeared through the mist and the occupant said 'Is this where all the big nobs hang out?' before disappearing back.
Okay not so much embarassing that last part just plain odd.