The Royal Sketch

PRINCE HARRY, PRINCE PHILLIP AND THE QUEEN ARE RELAXING IN THEIR FRONT ROOM

Harry
This inquest is doing my head in, cant they just let dear mother rest in peace.

Queen
Harry, she was well respected in this country, its only expected there will be interest in it.

Harry
I know Grandma, but I cant put on the television or the radio without hearing about it.

Queen
Well how about we do something as a family?

Harry
Like what?

Queen
I'm not sure, and ideas Phillip?

Phillip
Cluedo?
(Phillip laughs to himself)

THE ROYAL FAMILY CONTINUE TO PLAY CLUEDO

Queen
So Phillip who do you think it was?

Phillip
I reckon it was the Prince, in a Parisian tunnel with the Drunken Chauffeur.

Really enjoyed that. Very funny. I can just imagine Phillip having a little chuckle over that one!

Just looked at my sketch again and was wondering if the royal family had a "front room" lol Just imagining the queen watching deal or no deal.

That's yet another very good sketch Paul, didn't see the punchline coming

It is good....what about parlour?

I suppose I could use parlour but front room makes them sound normal, then again theres not much normal about our royal family.

Would this sketch be along the lines newsrevue take? In terms of length and format.