Normal Male Logic
WIFE PHONES HUSBAND AT WORK.
WIFE
Darling, I’ve had an accident.
HUSBAND
Oh, you poor thing.
WIFE
Oh you poor f**kin’ thing? I could be seriously f**kin’ injured.
HUSBAND.
Calm down, calm down. If there were anything really wrong with you, it would be a doctor phoning me, now wouldn’t it. Go on then…. tell me… what happened?
WIFE
Well, the airbag worked……………..calm down, calm down.
Nice Jerf, i like that one mate.
Yep good one mate!. Now try it the other way around! I dare yer!
yeah, a cracker
Yes Jerf as good as any!
Nice one! 
Of course, I remember when they called you "that bloody Jerf!" 
Nice one, Jerf.
Very funny Jerf. I didn't see that one coming but it's so 'true' I should've!
Franke, I know, I'm filling up, mind you I'll get over it. The reposts are not as deeply philosophical as they used to be.
I've heard that people are reading 'Normal Female Logic' but because they are mainly men, don't comment, just shudder and move on.