MADAM: Yes sisters?
NUN 1: We were just wondering if you'd seen anything of the mother superior?
MADAM: Yes she's in the back having a riding lesson.
NUN 2: But the mother superior doesn't even like horses.
MADAM: No she doesn't, and she aint doin the riding.
So two nuns walk into a brothel..
MADAM:
Hi girls, how'd it go?
FIRST NUN:
The Bishop's a dirty bastard but he tips well!
SECOND NUN:
He said if he kept his Mitre on it wasn't sinful!
So two nuns walk into a brothel...
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Half an hour later two penguins waddle back onto the street.
2 nuns walk into a brothel.
1st Nun
Is there anyone here who could f**k me with this here crucifix?
Madame
Jesus's cross?
2nd Nun
Nah he is okay about it actually.
Bloody hell, difficult to choose there! Can't it be a four-way tie? (said the nun).
I'm giving it to Frankie (said the nun)
I really like this thread, keeps the old funny bones working. But how come the guy that started this does not partake of the funny lines and wit? Come on man!
Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 16, 2008, 12:41 PMBut how come the guy that started this does not partake of the funny lines and wit?
To get to the other side.
As Frankie isn't here, and we need the light relief from anything to do with Langham or killing animals, I'll do another setup...
Chris Langham walks into a slaughterhouse
This is like a scene from babe, but sod it! i like pork, mm, nice ass.
Quote: ContainsNuts @ January 16, 2008, 6:57 PMAs Chris Langham walks into a slaughterhouse
"Got any young un's"
Couldn`t find a goat,but I`ve brought the kids.
>_< 
After getting covered in blood he said "That's not funny".
"Why should it" asked the man.
"I thought it said laughterhouse"
(Sorry - I know it's crap but had to have a go at one of them)
Quote: ContainsNuts @ January 16, 2008, 6:57 PMChris Langham walks into a slaughterhouse
I'll have the veal.
I've moved on, I'm into necrophilia these days