Nuts you win! 
Add the punch-line. Page 6
Suppose we’d best give it a go. I feel like an English sportsman, beat before I’ve started.
PANSY 1: I see old Albert’s pissed again.
PANSY 2: How can you tell?
PANSY 1: He’s left a trail of vomit all the way down the road.
FAT SLUG
Mmmm, these pellets taste good
Slug: How did you two know I was coming here?
pansys: It's what we do. We're your gay following.
And the prize goes to Contains Nuts!
Wow, thank you guys. I knew web designing wasn't my future - mainly cos I'm not very good.
So two nuns walk into a brothel...
NUN 1: I hope you remembered to bring some protection.
NUN 2: Of course I did, I’ve a pack of three tucked down my boot.
NUN 1: I was referring to your crucifix.
Nun 1: Can I get my pussy stuffed here?
Brothel Owner: The taxidermist is next door, Sisters.
Nun 2: I know, we've just dropped the cat off there.
NUN
Could we have two bowls of broth please?
Nun1: Oh. I don't think it is.
Nun2: I know.
Woman on brothel's reception desk: Can I help you?
Nun1: No.
Nun2: Burrp. No. We're. Pissed up and we meant to go in to the nunnery next door.
1st Nun
You have found God.
2nd Nun
Yes well done you. We heard a voice coming from here calling him.
Nun 1:
Was Mary Magdeline a sacred vessel by which the bloodline of Jesus was maintained or, as Rome keeps telling us, was she a prostitute who just hanged around with Jesus.
Nun 2:
Dunno but whichever way you look at it Mary got f**ked.
Quote: ajp29 @ January 15, 2008, 10:43 PMNun 1:
Was Mary Magdeline a sacred vessel by which the bloodline of Jesus was maintained or, as Rome keeps telling us, was she a prostitute who just hanged around with Jesus.Nun 2:
Dunno but whichever way you look at it Mary got f**ked.
In a Russian accent
Nun: Radovan did say the priory's in England were much smaller.
NUN 1:
We really need to sort this out.
NUN 2:
I agree, it's a filthy habit.