Add the punch-line. Page 3
MINER. Where can I put my great, big, yellow and green cock.
MADAM PUNCHES HIM TO THE GROUND.
MINER. I didn't get all this trouble in the last working canary competition that I entered.
MINER: I'm looking for a long dark hole to go down on. Can you help me?
PROSSIE: I shouldn't think so, the mining industry has been on it's arse since the mid 80's. If you want long term employment i should try retail in the current economic climate.
Whore
Will you give me a bit of slack
(for youngsters, slack is coal)
MADAME
[CHUCKS MINER OUT] Oi - no miners !
A 12 YEAR BOY ENTERS AND IS GREETED WITH KISSES AND GENERAL FLIRTATION
A COAL MINER WALKS INTO A WHOREHOUSE.
COAL MINER:
Tell my wife I need the key to the outside *lavvy.. look I can't wait I don't care who she's got in there .. oh, it's you vicar..
*For Southerners, lavvy is toilet or if you are The Queen, lavatory
MINER
Erm Nooo thanks!
WHORE
Racist f**king Bastard!!!
MINER
I said black hole not Black ho
Nicks was good but its over to you
Ray Dawson.
Quote: bushbaby @ January 14, 2008, 9:29 PMWhore
Will you give me a bit of slack(for youngsters, slack is coal)
An Aussie walks into a newsagents with an inflatable kangaroo under his arm.
AUSSIE:
I paid $50 for a blow job and she gave me this kangaroo! Twenty Camels please...
Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 15, 2008, 7:49 AMAn Aussie walks into a newsagents with an inflatable kangaroo under his arm.
The newsagent says 'Sir, don't you feel a bit embarrassed having one of those things with you all the time?'
'Yeah, but what can I do?' says the kangaroo.
AUSSIE:
When I got my newspaper home, instead of the free DVD, this fell out.
NEWSAGENT
How's the skipping lessons going?
AUSSIE
Good mate. My instructor reckons I'll be able to take the joeybands off next week.
You just can't get the sheep these days