MAN:
I was gonna buy some new glasses but I thought I'd get a motorbike instead
Add the punch-line. Page 2
Quote: Rob B @ January 14, 2008, 3:34 PMHmmm, oh I won did I. Not really my sort of joke thing, but hey ho
MAN RIDES INTO A SHOP ON HORSEBACK
SHOPKEEPER:
Why the long penis?
CHECK-OUT GIRL:
I never thought they'd start holding the Grand National in Tesco's.
CHECK OUT GIRL POINTS TO A SIGN.
GIRL: Can't you read? No animals allowed.
HORSE: Sorry! I'll take him outside at once.
HORSE: Have you got these in a seven and a half?
MAN RIDES OUT OF SHOP ON A PRAWN.
PAN UP TO SHOP SIGN WHICH READS 'PRAWN SHOP'
SHOPKEEP
Get off of yer hoss and drink yer milk
HORSE PROCEEDS TO SMASH UP ALL THE CHINA IN THE SHOP.
MAN: (TO SHOPKEEPER) It's not just Bull's that dislike fine porcelain.
MAN
Blacksmiths?
SHOPKEEPER
No, WH Smiths.
MAN: "Is this the French butchers?"
I'm going to have to vote for Mr Nigel Kelly. Sorry that the setup was so bad.
Your turn Mr Kelly
Oh shit! Cant think of much but:
A COAL MINER WALKS INTO A WHOREHOUSE
MINER:
Heard I can find some good coke in here
"Hey, I hear there's a one-legged gold digger by the name of Heather that hangs out here"
Fancy a tour of my shaft?