He buried her using the Duckworth Lewis method, and discovered she'd outlived him by four wickets.
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Quote: Rob B @ January 25, 2008, 7:55 PMHe buried her using the Duckworth Lewis method, and discovered she'd outlived him by four wickets.
Dang! I wished I'd thought of that! May get minority appreciation but certainly my vote! 
Check his own contract.
Quote: Rob B @ January 25, 2008, 7:55 PMHe buried her using the Duckworth Lewis method, and discovered she'd outlived him by four wickets.
Quote: Rob B @ January 25, 2008, 7:55 PMHe buried her using the Duckworth Lewis method, and discovered she'd outlived him by four wickets.
He may be another R but surely that has to win 
Popped his cock in her mouth, for old time's sake.
Quote: ajp29 @ January 25, 2008, 9:46 PMHe may be another R but surely that has to win
He sold the corpse to Ashley.
Quote: SlagA @ January 25, 2008, 10:02 PMPopped his cock in her mouth, for old time's sake.
I cant believe a slag was wude!
I need a bath & a shower. Someone pass me the bleach. W...U...D...E!!!
Ater Vera died Jack Duckworth thought there was only one thing he should do.
Bury the Bitch & go shag Maria.
Quote: David Chapman @ January 25, 2008, 7:23 PMAter Vera died Jack Duckworth thought there was only one thing he should do.................
Necrophilia
Have ago on Betty's hotpot.
Or...
Pay to bury his stiffy in a dark moist hole
Quote: Rob B @ January 25, 2008, 7:55 PMHe buried her using the Duckworth Lewis method, and discovered she'd outlived him by four wickets.
I'm stumped, I guess I'm the only one who doesn't get that
Only one thing Jack could do was learn his lines for the week after
Don't worry Bushbaby even people who understand it don't understand it Just ask the South Africans
Quote: ajp29 @ January 26, 2008, 6:39 PMDon't worry Bushbaby even people who understand it don't understand it
21 runs from 1 ball? Oh, I think that's fair...
May have thought differently if it was the other way round.
