Quote: Charley @ January 21, 2008, 10:39 PMPriest.
Sorry guys. You are both way to old. Can you go & get me 2 under 5's. Fankoo.
Sorry I was a decade behind.
George. I should be doing something about that Northern Rock, but I can not be bothered to take my cock out from your arse Gordy.
Gordon. Orc ney bother. Just carry on thrusting. I'll put some Northern Soul on fer a wee change in a mo.
Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 22, 2008, 12:37 PMOk guys and gals, this one seems to be drying up. So i'll pass to Steve.
Mutual Appreciation Society going on methinks 
An Englishman,a Scotsman and an Irishman at an orgy...
Scotsman: What a great bang I've just had!
Irishman: Yeah? What 'til your English pal starts his car.
Quote: steve @ January 22, 2008, 3:02 PMAn Englishman,a Scotsman and an Irishman at an orgy...
The Englishman, in a suit, turns to them and says "I heard they wanted a perfect gentleman."
The Scotsman, in a kilt, responses with "Aye well, I heard they wanted a traditional warrior."
Finally, the Irishman, in a balaclava and with a grenade in his hand, says "H-well I heard they wanted a gang bang!"
The three men stand there looking at a spreadeagled naked ladyeee
ENGLISHMAN
So how are we going to decide who goes where. Why don't we flip a coin.
SCOTSMAN
Baggsie I get tails.
ENGLISHMAN
Well I'll have heads then.
IRISHMAN
I don't care. I'm happy just doing the tossing.
The English guy is pissed on lager and cant get it up. The Scottish bloke has been threw out for refusing to tip. That leaves the Irish guy, just sitting and watching the events unfold. 'Paddy, its your turn' cries a nympho from the throng. 'Stand up and come over here'. He performs some live comedy and guess what he goes down a bomb.
Scotsman wearing a kilt: I’ve got my eye on that little redhead.
Irishman: I’ve got my eye on that busty blonde.
Englishman putting his hand on the Scotsman knee: I quite fancy tossing the caber.
The Englishman went for a missionary, the Scotsman a Glasgow kiss and the Irishman a blow-up doll.
Ok time to move on Rob B wins...
Rob b, is that ok with you Adam?
I keep missing them! Darn.
Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 22, 2008, 7:38 PMRob b, is that ok with you Adam?
I see what this is you Rs and Ss stick together. Sod the little guys at the beginning of the alphabet 
Blame your parents, or change your name 
we've had an, M, and, C, and, F. Maybe a's aren't funny. 
Ok. Time to recreate a piece of history
Captain Smith stood on the bridge of the titanic, staring out through the darkness. Suddenly a shout came out night air...