British Comedy Guide

Add the punch-line.

So I'll start off with a setup or feed-line and whoever makes me LOL the most wins and gets to start the next setup/feed-line.

I'd say the first 5 replies and I'll decide the best. But not sure how popular this will be or when I'll be back online again today :P

A man walks into a bar carrying another man under one arm and a woman under the other...

Add a punch line to that. Not sure if this'll work, but yeah...

:D

I found these midgets having sex in the bushes.

MAN

I've found you a couple of non-smokers

BARMAN:
Harry, you've got to let your ex-wife and her new husband get on with their own lives..

They were having a sale down at Slaves R Us.

BARMAN:
Sorry sir I can't serve you. You already had a couple too many

ouch. ouch. ouch.

Write your own jokes ;)

Quote: Rob B @ January 14, 2008, 1:16 PM

BARMAN:
Sorry sir I can't serve you. You already had a couple too many

:D

Rob wins!! I like the cheesy ones.

Now Rob, write a setup and then pick your favourite.

Yeah, Rob has my vote.

Gavin had my vote!

Not that my vote means anything but there you go!

Hmmm, oh I won did I. Not really my sort of joke thing, but hey ho

MAN RIDES INTO A SHOP ON HORSEBACK

SHOP ASSISTANT:
Hay?

Quote: Rob B @ January 14, 2008, 3:34 PM

Hmmm, oh I won did I. Not really my sort of joke thing, but hey ho

MAN RIDES INTO A SHOP ON HORSEBACK

Hi I`ve lost my Indian friend.

Oh you must be the alone ranger then.

It was a small shop... and a big horse.

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