Writing for Newsrevue Page 22

Just got it today as "extremely late!".

COuld you cut and paste it, Had to wipe most of my hard drive.

thanks

Run Number:Run 67Date:29/05/2008
Week Number:Week 3
Director:Henry Bell
MD:Chris Mundy
Castam Quinn, Jo Bowis, Amy Castledine, Bradley Clarkson
WriterTitleGagSketchSongRun
Terry Newman1Inflation1
Spitler/Malcolm/Langford2Oliver Medley1
Sarah Hutchings2Daily Mail One Liner1
Joel Soetendorp3Stitch Up1
Gordon Robertson4Bond Book 11
James Kingscott5China 20081
Gordon Robertson6Sharon Stone V/O1
John Kelly73 a m1
Will Allen8Laga Holidays1
Rachel Sambrooks9Mugabe Interview1
Cast10Circle Line1
Gordon Robertson12Cherie One Liner 11
Terry Newman13Hooligan 11
Martin Malcolm14Ulster1
Martin Malcolm15Fiddling the Figures One Liner1
Ali Mason16Brown Sex Tape1
Gary Beard17Zimbabwae Caberet1
Gordon Robertson18Bond Book 21
Terry NewmanInflation 21
Gordon RobertsonDaily Mail1
Will Allen19BBC China1
Julie Spitler20Total U Turn1
Terry NewmanInflation 3
Gordon Robertson22Bond Book 31
Joel Soetendorp/John Langford/ Jessica Fostekew2399 Problems1
Andrew Dosdale25Amy1
Gordon Robertson26Cherie One Liner 21
Jason SmartTennis1
Terry Newman27Can't Win1
David Salisbury28Bike 1 Liner1
Gordon Robertson30Bond Book 51
Julie Spitler31Dr Who1
Julie Spitler32Davis Duet1
Gordon Robertson33Cherie 1 Liner 41
Sam Quinn34Dolphin Trial1
Terry Newman35Hooligan 31
Martin Malcolm36John Leslie 1 Liner1
Martin Malcolm37Outrage Olympics1
Gordon Robertson38Bond Book 41
Terry Newman39Rocky Horror Medley1

Thanks still at 2 bits oh well, not to bad.

Quote: sootyj @ July 1 2008, 11:56 PM BST

COuld you cut and paste it, Had to wipe most of my hard drive.

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Should we ask why?

It's a messy eater.

Quote: sootyj @ July 1 2008, 11:56 PM BST

COuld you cut and paste it, Had to wipe most of my hard drive.

thanks

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They can still find it you know... that's what happened to Gary Glitter...

kjs

Gary Glitter took his computer to PC world, and [pretty much said, it's broke I can't get at my paedo porn.

Any way I merely had a very unsexy virus.

Gary Glitter took his computer to PC world, and [pretty much said, it's broke I can't get at my paedo porn.

Any way I merely had a very unsexy virus.

Twice...

If only Langham had thought of that...

kjs

Maybe I am Langham?

ANyway longtime no see, what you been upto?

Banging my head against the keyboard... Trying to write a radio script, but it ain't happening at the mo'....

kjs

Alas what about?

45 minutes....

sorry...

It's a piece I started for the Sharps comp, but I got the dates mixed up so totally missed the deadline... oops...

So now I'm rewriting it for radio... waste not want not... but I'm not happy with the style or story so I might stick it in a draw and move onto something else... let it fester for a bit... see what happens...

kjs

Just been to the latest Newsrevue. A very good run. Probably because none of my stuff was in it. (Although apparently I've scored a few for Edinburgh so that's some consolation.) Sooty's sketches went down well, as did John Kelly's.

Anyway. I just want to say I heard the first disgruntled boo at Newsrevue I've ever heard tonight. And I've seen endless tasteless sketches about Maddie McCann, Jordan's baby, Fritzl etc go down a storm.

So what was the line of decency that was crossed tonight, you ask ? Someone wrote a joke about ... Terry Pratchett's Alzheimers. You can say what you like about incest and paedophilia on the Shannon Matthews estate, but don't diss the Pratchett apparently!

(NB I am a massive Pratchett fan, I've met the guy and he was lovely, and I think his books are clever and hilarious. It's tragic that he has Alzheimers, I have seen family friends suffer from it, as I'm sure many of us have, and it is terrible.)

Once saw some one reomoved from Treason by bouncers for heckling all the skits with Tony Blair in them. This was msot amusing as she was posh, very drunk (on Chardonnay), and apparently in full belief that The Treason Show had invagled Tony himself into appearing.

Being as I was in the show, I couldn't help but notice there was a groan of disaproval at the Stephen Hawkins gag.

Frankly if Maddy, or Shannon had written a novel of the superlative genius of Small Gods, maybe they'd have got a little bit more sympathy.