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Can someone list the running order here? Cheers.

This was the last order I had.

Run Number:Run 1.Date:31/01/2008
Week Number:Week 3.
Director:Will Allen
MDam Fluskey
Cast:Abi Lumb, Jen Mountain, Chris Heyward, Gareth Bennett-Ryan.
WriterTitleGagSketchSongRun
1The Wild Rover1
Colin Abul2James Bond: Quantum of Solace1
Gordon Robertson3Jerome Kerviel1
Colin Abul4Russel Brand's Favorite Things1
Will Allen 5Brown What not to Wear1
Gordon Robertson/Hale/Allen6Condi and Bush1
Colin Stutt7Blunt Bomber1
Martin Baum8Share Collapse Monologue1
Johnnie Ellen9Jeremy Kyle1
Derek Thompson10Consider Yourself1
Martin Malcolm11Roo Beauty1
Will Allen 12The Holy Mail1
Sarah Pascoe13Norovirus Song1
Jeremy Orbell14PM Charades1
Will Allen 15mAddie the Movie1
Abi Lumb16Cuddle Cat1
17Ashley Cole1
Ross Salvage18Holy Jamie Oliver1
Will Allen 19The Cillit Gang1
Sam Collins20Vacant Bush1
Abi Lumb/Jen Mountain21Darlings Got a Brand new Bag1
Buster Rowlatt22Heath/Bloom1
Griff Phillips23Perjury1
Jess Fostekew24Boris the Clown1
Abi Lumb/Jen Mountain25Nigella's Kitchen1
Gordon Robertson26JK Rowling's ne book1
Chris Heywerd27Friend in Me1
Mike Turnbull28Beadle1
Buster Rowlatt29McDegree1
Colin Abul/Will Allen30Blood Donor1
Sarah Hutchings31Dave Charming1
Chris Hale/Nic Afka32Browns and the Darlings1
Noel Christopher33Tony as God1
Will Allen 34Bang1
Buster Rowlatt35St. Peters Framed1
David Malone36Labour Party1
Will Allen 37Brown Knows1
Mark Bell38TEFL Fabio1
Martin Malcolm39Stun Gun Song1
40Batman and Robin1
Martin Baum41Newcastle united1
Terry Newman/Jen Mountain42Obama Superstar1

I just received this and I notice there's about 3 or 4 anonymous ones.

Can anyone claim them?

Latest running order.

There are about six they haven't identified the writers for, so they're asking for anyone whose sketch or song is here and not attributed, to contact them.


NR Running Order
2 Run Number: Run 1. Date: 07/02/2008
3 Week Number: Week 4.
4 Director: Will Allen
5 MD: Pete Smith
6 Cast: Abi Lumb, Jen Mountain, Chris Heyward, Gareth Bennett-Ryan.
7 Writer Title Gag Sketch Song Run Description
8 JJ Langford 1 Money, Money, MP 1 Mps Sing about their greed to ABBA's Money, Money, Money.
9 Colin Abul 2 James Bond: Quantum of Solace 1 Daniel Craig meets his new Bond girl – Carol Vorderman
10 Gordon Robertson 3 JK Rowling's New Book 1 JK talks about her obscene new book ideas
11 Mark Bell 4 TEFL Fabio 1 Beckham tries to teach Fabio English
12 Griff Phillips 5 Perjury 1 Amy Winehouse sings about her perjury trial to her own song, “Valerie.”
13 Gordon Robertson/Hale/Allen 6 Condi and Bush 1 Bush and Condi discuss torture, Canada, teddies and Narnia
14 Martin Malcolm 7 Roo Beauty 1 Standing next to Rooney makes Coleen attractive
15 8 Rudy 9/11 1 Rudy Giuliani can only talk about 9/11
16 Colin Abul 9 Russell Brand's favorite things 1 Russell Brand sings with his agent to,” A few of my favorite things.”
17 Buster Rowlatt 10 Heath/Bloom 1 Orlando Bloom is shot to atone for Heath Ledger's death
18 Will Allen 11 Brown what not to wear 1 Trinny and Susanna declare there is no hope for Gordon Brown
19 12 Ashley Cole 1 Cheryl Cole sets up a band called, 'Girls not allowed you bastard.”
20 Derwk Thompson 13 Condsider Yourself 1 Sarkozy sigs to brown about the EU
21 Abi Lumb/Jen Mounatin 14 Darlings got a brand new bag 1 Darling gets a new bag courtesy of Trinny and Susanna
22 Noel Christopher 15 Tony Blair as God 1 Tony takes the job as God
23 16 Spiceco 1 Ginger and Baby spice talk about the band whilst working at Tesco
24 Chris Heywerd 17 Bush's Way 1 Bush sings about his time in office to My Way
25 Will Allen 18 The Cillit Gang 1 Barry Scott talks about new Cillit Bng products
26 Chris Hale/Nick Afka 19 Browns and the Darlings 1 PM shuns his wife for a holiday with Darling
27 Martin Baum 20 Shar Collapse Monologue 1 Pun filled monologue about the share collapse
28 Sarah Hutchings 21 Dave Charming 1 Dave Cameron sings to Prince Charming
29 Will Allen 22 The Holy Mail 1 A tour around the Daily Mail office.
30 Will Allen 23 Bang. 1 Barry Scott shuts bang at someone
31 Gordon Robertson 24 Jeome Kerviel on Trial 1 Jerome Kerviel is on trial eing defended by Peter Hain
32 Martin Malcolm 25 Stu Gun Song 1 Police attack an innocent man with stun guns
33 Jess Fostekew 26 Boris the Clown 1 Boris does stand up
34 Sam Collins 27 Vacant Bush 1 Tried to cut it but was out voted
35 Will Allen 28 Maddie the Movie 1 Maddie movie film trailer
36 Abi Lumb 29 Cuddle Cat 1 Theme to Maddie the Movie
37 Abi Lumb/Jen Mountain 30 Nigella's Kitchen 1 Nigella's shit is examined by Dr. G McKieth
38 31 Brown and Musharraf 1 The two discuss democracy
39 32 Spice Girls 1 Spice Girls Breaking up is good for China
40 Colin Abul/Will Allen 33 Blood Donor 1 Two blood donors talk and are interupted by Boris
41 Colin Stutt 34 Blunt Bomber 1 A suicide bomber sings about the end of democracy
42 Martin Baum 35 Newcsatle United 1 A geordie speaks through an interpreter
43 Johnnie Ellen 36 Jeremy Kyle 1 Kyle give Prince Harry DNA test results
44 David Malone 37 The Labour Party 1 The Labour Party sing about themselves to “It's My Party”
45 38 Batman and Robin 1 The two realise the Joker died from f**king cowboys
46 Will Allen 39 Brown Knows 1 Brown discusses policies
47 Buster Rowlatt 40 McDegree 1 Ronald McDonald give a degree in the bleeding obvious
48 Derek Newman/Jen Mountain 41 Obama Superstar 1 Hilary and aids sing about elections
49 42

Quote: David Chapman @ February 9, 2008, 7:33 PM

I just received this and I notice there's about 3 or 4 anonymous ones.

Can anyone claim them?

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Keep your bloody hands off Brown and Musharaff or I'm gonna come round and shit in your toilet! That didn't come out quite right.

Quote: roscoff @ February 9, 2008, 11:58 PM

Keep your bloody hands off Brown and Musharaff or I'm gonna come round and shit in your toilet! That didn't come out quite right.

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Could be one I wrote, feel free to shit in my toilet, but bring your own Jayes toilet duck, and bog roll.

N.b. I got a sketch in Treason Show, and turns out Berlin Treason as well.

On past performance Sooty I suggest the odds are stacked in your favour. I bet your's didn't have deep fried Mars Bars though ay ay!

No it didn't it would be my only one in this week verily my star is descent, I am the Britney Spears of sketch writing

Hi, I haven't sent a sketch to Newsrevue for a few weeks now and I have lost the e-mail you send your work to. Does anybody know it?

Thanks Paul

Oh, I send them to mail@newsrevue.com

I send them to submissions@newsrevue.com

I've always sent mine to mail@newsrevue and they definitely get them.

Thanks for the submission E-mails. Ive also for the first time just got this weeks running order, here it is.

Run 1 Week 5
(There are still a few sketches from this run that are writer-less)

WriterTitle
John Langford1Money, Money, MP.
Johnny Ellen2Jeremy Kyle
Colin Leggo3Confused McCartney
Will Allen4Brown what not to wear
Sarah Hutchings5Dave Charming
Will Allen6The Holy Mail
7Roo Beauty
Wil Allen8The Cillit Gang
Colin Abul9Russel Brand
Noel Christopher10Tony Blair as God
Jen Mountain/Abi Lumb11Darlings got a brand new bag
Colin Leggo12James Bond: Quantum of Solace
Will Allen13Bang
Colin Stutt14Blunt Bomber
Gordon Robertson15Jerome Kerviel on trial
Will Allen16Maddie Movie
David Malone17The Labour Party
Jessica Fostekew18Boris the Clown
Chris Hale/Nick Afka19Browns and Darling
Martin Malcolm20Stun Gun Song
Gordon Robertson/Hale/Allen21Condi and Bush
Mark Bell22TEFL Fabio
Derek Thompson23Consider Yourself
Colin Leggo24Blood Donor
Buster Rowlatt25Heath Bloom
Jen Mountain/Abi Lumb26Nigella's Kitchen
Chris Heyward27Bush's Way
The Cast28Rambo
Martin Baum29Newcastle United
Colin Leggo30Jackson's Kids
Will Allen31Brown Knows
32Batman and Robin
Griff Phillips33Perjury
Sam Collins34Vacant Bush
Gordon Robertson35JK Rowling's new book
Buster Rowlatt36McDegree
Terry Newman/Jen Mountain37Obama Superstar

Yes, I finally received it for the first time as well!

I'm getting confused on this run. First I was out, Then I was in. Then I was out again but I might have been in. Or it was Joel's sketch or somebody else's. Now I'm most definitely out again.