British Comedy Guide

Cannibals

A VICAR IS CAPTURED BY A BUNCH OF CANNIBALS, AFTER SEVERAL DAYS, THE VICAR HAS EATEN NOTHING, HE’S STARVING. THE CANNIBALS THEN CAPTURE A WHITE SAILOR, PUT HIM IN THE POT, AND BRING HIM TO THE BOIL. JUST BEFORE THEY DISH HIM UP WE HEAR THE VICAR SAYING.

VICAR: For what we are about to receive, may the lord make us truly grateful.

Sorry - don't know if it's just me but I don't get it.

Why didn't they eat the vicar?

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