A bat went into a pub and the landlord said. 'I don't want you hanging about in here.'
A rhino went into a pub and the landlord said. 'What do you want you fat bastard?'
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WOMAN
Yes, you do seem to have a problem, it's just
that I can't get my head round it.
MAN
Well you know the S bend in the toilet?
WOMAN
Yes.
MAN
Well, I can't get my head round that either.
