EXT - THE PARK - DAY
TWO MEN ARE SITTING ON A PARK BENCH
MAN 1.
Something to start it off then?
MAN 2.
Yeah OK...If you like.
MAN 1.
A particularly crass observation.
MAN 2.
Not bad but I'd add the word wank to that.
MAN 1.
Fair enough. Mock a section of society and add a rather immature comment that will offend some but crease some others up.
MAN 2.
What the cool ones you mean?
MAN 1.
Yep. Right let me think now.
THEY SAY NOTHING AS THEY CONCENTRATE FOR A WHILE
MAN 1.
Something that's not in the least bit amusing but that's edgy.
MAN 2.
I'm loving that. Gratuitous swearing and rude gestures.
MAN 1.
Something that's so out there and unpleasant that it's just so fu***ng bang out of order.
MAN 2.
Brilliant.
MAN 1.
Ricky Gervais eat your heart out.
MAN 2.
Bloody right
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