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Quote: Aaron @ January 13, 2008, 7:33 PM

I'm not sure what is more worrying. That a) he asked you, or b) he thought you'd know.

Errr

(Unless you're actually a soviet gymnast or summink, obviously.)

I do pratice yoga but I'm not there yet.

If Charley could do that, you wouldn't see her out of the house for days.

Quote: zooo @ January 13, 2008, 7:34 PM

Aw!

I bet he tastes of haribo.

You're just insatiable today, aren't you, eh?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 13, 2008, 7:34 PM

I do pratice yoga but I'm not there yet.

If Charley could do that, you wouldn't see her out of the house for days.

If ever.

There once was a vampire called Mable,
Whose periods were very unstable.
On the night of a full moon,
She got a big spoon,
And drank herself under the table.

Hmmm! I'm currently married to an earlier sister-in-law and my first wife is married to my brother-in-law (poor sod!). Sort that out pop-pickers! Luckily there were no kids involved else my earlier sons/daughters would now be nephews and nieces (and a whole load of otherwise unavoidable expense at Christmas, bah!)

You dark horse you!

Well my mate's mum married her biological dad's brother. Then her mum and her dad's brother (who is her uncle) had kids. So her sister is her cousin!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 13, 2008, 7:33 PM

You can thank Danny, Shoepie, and Ellie!

Take a bow guys! :D Wave

Before she was married to my Dad, my Mum married a man 40 years her senior!

I doubt I'll ever marry or have another boyfriend for that matter as long as my dog takes up two thirds of the bed. She is a small dog but brings her squeaky bones with her.

Squeaky bones? Sounds like arthritis.

Why do animals (no matter how small) manage to take up all the room in the bed! My cat is so annoying!

At least she keeps me safe from the monster under the bed.

I'm just glad you said cat. :O

Quote: EllieJP @ January 13, 2008, 7:49 PM

Well my mate's mum married her biological dad's brother. Then her mum and her dad's brother (who is her uncle) had kids. So her sister is her cousin!

Is this the kind of thing you should be speaking about publicly? Robyn's father is a policeman, don't you know?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 13, 2008, 7:55 PM

At least she keeps me safe from the monster under the bed.

Even I'M not tempted to add to that?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 13, 2008, 7:55 PM

Why do animals (no matter how small) manage to take up all the room in the bed! My cat is so annoying!

Just how big is your bed?

Quote: Aaron @ January 13, 2008, 7:57 PM

Is this the kind of thing you should be speaking about publicly? Robyn's father is a policeman, don't you know?

It's not me - I don't care!

Well, as someone has already pointed out, those of us in these precarious positions can always claim to be royalty (as I often do!) and thus 'exempt'!

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