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Why is it against the law to marry more than one person at the same time? Seems a bit harsh to make it illegal. It's not hurting anyone.

I only say this on the offchance that zooo, ellie and ruby all say yes to my proposal (married people get tax breaks - imagine the money you'd save with three wives).

Yeah I think the cons outweigh the pro's...

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Haha, I came on here to see if you were propsing to me Simon...and you were...but also to Zooo and Rubes... :( So I'd have to decline...I'm not sharing Zooo or Rubes with you!

I think it's against the law because men couldn't cope with the stress of having more than one birthday to remember other than theirs.

There are no tax breaks, matey, just 3 times the hassle. Get yourself one wife and two mistresses.

Quote: Leevil @ January 11, 2008, 2:39 PM

Yeah I think the cons outweigh the pro's...

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The thing is you'd have to be clinically and criminally insane to want to marry three women, so I guess that's a good reason to make it illegal. ;)

3 wives would kill each other.
Now 3 husbands. Mmmmmmm! That could work!

One in each hole? You'd like that.

Ooooooh keep talking Azza. Go on........ *Rubbing furiously*

Errr ... Working up a sweat?

Maybe it's good that this kind of thing is illegal after all. :)

Quote: Aaron @ January 11, 2008, 3:54 PM

One in each hole? You'd like that.

That include nostrils?

I was going to respond to that, but then thought that I could get in a lot of trouble. :D

I hear Ruby's bought a dress already!
I unfortunately have promised myself to Gethin. I wrote a letter, in crayon, to Blue Peter and he said as long as I pass a few basic physical tests I can get my gold Blue Peter badge!

But, if all that falls through, I'm up for it.

I wouldn't like to think what those physical tests are. *shudder*

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