Last time i read something as funny as that, i was in infant school.
Critique you would 'really' like to write. Page 11
Next time, could you possibly make your handwriting illegible?
Quote: roscoff @ January 13, 2008, 9:57 PMNext time, could you possibly make your handwriting illegible?
Excellent.
Your stuff is so bad it makes me want to hurt a badger..
Be kind to badgers - stop writing!
I was trying to pen a put down, but your work is so bad, i put the pen down.
Hmm? Somewhere to show your work? Have you tried the deaf dumb and blind school.
Off the record, its still shite.
Your writings infectious. (coughs) (wheezes) (gasps)
The jurys most definitely in.
Dont pick holes in it? One word - teabag!
The writings on the wall for you (BOOK FLIES THRU MID-AIR.)
I've got enough shite to fertilize my allotment for years, stop piling more on me.
If your writing sucked anymore it would be a black hole.
The only thing your writing will attract is flies.
That's the sort of writing Beachy Head was invented for.
Is George Bush going to be your ghost writer?
If I'm thinking what your thinking then I'm truly f**ked.
Your shit sucks some big ass.. 
Your work is as untidy as a recently vacated pikey camp
I’m lost for words! Shame you weren’t.
You're so far up your own arse I can see your face.
Quote: Rob B @ January 14, 2008, 12:29 AMIf your writing sucked anymore it would be a black hole.
That's the sort of writing Beachy Head was invented for.
Two more moments of genius. I like Frankie's directly above too.
Hi this is Charleys husband. Charley has just jumped out of the window. I heard her say the words "that was bollllllllllllllllllox" on the way down. Thankyou to who ever caused her to jump!