Puts Little Miss Jocelyn on a par with Fawlty Towers.
Bad of French proportions.
Etc.
Critique you would 'really' like to write. Page 10
I was given the choice, read your script or shoot myself.
This is being written by my ghost writer 
It is said that at some point in the future the universe will stop expanding and start contracting, eventually coming back together in one massive heap. Thus rendering the human race pointless. What I am trying to say, is that your script was shite.
To borrow an eric morcombe classic: 'you wrote all the right words, just not necessarily in the right order.'
Your script provided more fuel for the fire, than fuel for thought.
Your script looked like you took all the letters of the alphabet and dropped them from a great height. Which is exactly what we're looking for. Yours sincerely, The BBC.
Your script was excellent. Could not stop reading it. Yours sincerely, mum.
One word dear writer, please format your script correctly. One good way of doing this is by pressing ctrl, alt - delete. We really would appreciate it.
Reading your script is like telling jokes to an amnaesiac - instantly forgotten.
Cut it out now! - then burn it, scatter the ashes at sea preferably next to an oil tanker. Place plastic explosives on the oil tanker and detonate from a safe distance - slick or what?
And just to be extra sure, set fire to the oil. Maintain an exclusion zone around the site to ensure the fire reaches full potential. Scramble all radio frequencies from do-gooders and/or emergency services.
Quote: jacparov @ January 12, 2008, 11:15 PMIt is said that at some point in the future the universe will stop expanding and start contracting, eventually coming back together in one massive heap. Thus rendering the human race pointless.
I think latest research has shown that the universe is actually expanding too fast for it to collapse back in on itself. Though I wouldn't put my mortgage on it and your going to tell me your a part time physicist aren't you Jacparov. Still, either way the human race being pointless still stands.
"Madam... life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless."
A Granite edifice with a plot of Swiss cheese
The main merit in your work is that hopefully, even for a little while, it prevented you from breeding.
Words fail me! I see they failed you too?
Have you thought of becoming a moderator?
Your work is like the view in position 69 of the Kama Sutra
Bless... oh your serious?
Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 13, 2008, 9:26 AMWords fail me! I see they failed you too?
just read a good one.
Nice typing, now try and write something.
Quote: roscoff @ January 13, 2008, 12:18 AMI think latest research has shown that the universe is actually expanding too fast for it to collapse back in on itself. Though I wouldn't put my mortgage on it and your going to tell me your a part time physicist aren't you Jacparov. Still, either way the human race being pointless still stands.
Darn, I must renew my subscription to new scientist magazine!