Nor me so I`ll change them.It sounded funny as I was writing them but now I`ve
read them back the best place is the bin.
Todays News
I don't get it 
I think he may have edited himself completley out.
(Shouts) Oiiiiiiiiii Steve are you in the Thread still? 
This thread makes me hate the world.
Yes I am still here.I wrote of what I though were topical jokes which when I read them back just were not that funny,so I deleted them.In my defence I was playing with my scribbles and making a left handed spag bol at the time.
Wow...today's news is really fascinating!
Well this is odd.
Finally a thread that understands me.
This is an ex-thread. I want a refund.