Following on from this sketch. https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/4115
WARNING: If you find child abuse offensve, I wouldn'... You know what, nevermind. Read this. You'll love it.
SCENE 1. INT. LOUNGE - NIGHT
THE FEMALE PARENT IS BACK AGAIN, TALKING TO BABYSITTER #2. BABYSITTER #2 IS WEARING A HEFTY PARKA COAT.
FEMALE PARENT:
Right, there’s beer in the fridge.
BABYSITTER #2:
Right.
FEMALE PARENT:
Crisps in the cupboard.
BABYSITTER #2:
Ok.
FEMALE PARENT:
And I told you about the sky remote?
BABYSITTER #2:
Yeah.
FEMALE PARENT:
Good, great. Right if he wakes up in the night…
BABYSITTER #2:
I know, hit him.
FEMALE PARENT:
No. Don’t.
BABYSITTER #2:
Are you sure... I’ve got a chain.
BABYSITTER #2 PRODUCES A CHAIN WITH A PADLOCK FROM HIS PARKA COAT POCKET.
FEMALE PARENT:
You know what, I’ll just stay in.
