I find Clarkson a tiresome biggoted oaf with few redeeming features and horrible jeans.
The site of him shouting Benson as his scooter rolled down a hill.
Was the funniest thing this year.
And his presenting those service men with a crate of beer one of the most moving.
Jezza is okay; he is arse, but a witty arse who writes beautifully, and he is not entirely beyond self-mockery.
For an arsehole without redeeming features, see Richard Madeley.
If it is him writing those articles....
Richard Madeley is a comedic genius. No one could be that deliberately moronic.
Well he whacked that smug bastard Piers Morgan - so he can do no wrong for me.
But surely you have sussed that 99% of his words and actions are deliberately contrived and for effect.
It was about the most pathetic whacking I've ever seen.
Made David Hay look like a boxer.
I saw a collected list recently of some of Richard Madeley's finest and most insensitive/bizarre comments. It was the most hilarious thing I've seen in ages.
If Clarkson was slightly smaller, less curly, better looking, younger, less twaty I might like him more. Those eyes are evil too. Look at them properly when you next see a pic of him. That man is the anti Christ.
PS he speaks his mind tho so I guess he is ok.
Quote: Charley @ February 29 2012, 8:36 PM GMTPS he speaks his mind tho so I guess he is ok.
I doubt that very much, he just says what he needs to to remain controversial.
I used to be a big fan of his and still have a pile of his books but he just irritates me now and Top Gear became so much less fun for me after I realized just how contrived and set up every single moment in it is (including the serious ones)
My husband said, that if he was gay and had vile taste (Obv he has impeccable taste as he married moi), he would do Jeremy Clarkson. On the condition he shaved his curls off first. He said he would do a lurrrrrve sandwhich with him and Frank from Shameless.
If he was gay of course. Which he probably is. Seeing as how he mentioned it in the first place.
Wrong sick f**k!
Quote: zooo @ February 29 2012, 11:47 PM GMT
I know right! 
He's a wrong'n and no mistake!
Quote: Charley @ February 29 2012, 11:46 PM GMTOn the condition he shaved his curls off first.
Agree with this. 
Danny Baker used to write some of his TV material
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 1 2012, 12:35 AM GMTDanny Baker used to write some of his TV material
That explains a lot !