Stewart Francis is kind of a Demetri Martin prototype in many ways.
Short jokes Page 2
Quote: David Bussell @ January 8, 2008, 3:59 PMIf you like one liners, you seriously need to check this guy out...
This guy is very funny. An surprise, surprise he has a joke which Jimmy Carr also uses, aledgedly, on his DVD. Mmm I just clicked on another clip of this guy and hes using another Jimmy Carr joke. The plot thickens.
I guarantee you Francis did it first.
Quote: David Bussell @ January 8, 2008, 4:39 PMI guarantee you Francis did it first.
Are you insinuating that the big C steals jokes 
My friends very successful with pulling blind women. It’s nothing to do with him having a wonderful personality though - he just happens to speak fluent Braille.
I had sex with a perpetual motion machine the other day. It was my girlfriends mouth.
Quote: David Bussell @ January 8, 2008, 3:59 PMIf you like one liners, you seriously need to check this guy out...
Yeah. Good stuff.
I saw a fat man in the fruit and veg section of my local supermarket the other day. He was looking for toffee apples.
Jac.
Heres one of mine: "I used to be overweight... I say overweight I was obese, like most of my meals I'm not going to sugarcoat it".
....... I'll get me coat.
cheers paul, i like yours, it would all be in the timing though i think.
Quote: Winterlight @ January 9, 2008, 3:43 PMMy friends very successful with pulling blind women. It’s nothing to do with him having a wonderful personality though - he just happens to speak fluent Braille.
I had sex with a perpetual motion machine the other day. It was my girlfriends mouth.
how about changing blind to deaf:
My mate is great at pulling deaf birds. He knows all the chat up signs.
.....sorry (hangs head in shame!)
I wanted to sign up for a signature writing course, but I couldn't complete the form.
Anyone heard the news about the police wanting to go on strike? But they can't because it's illegal... I can't help but think... who the hell's going ot stop them?
I bought a new bike today and don't know what to do with my old one. I wonder if its recyclable.
Quote: ajp29 @ January 8, 2008, 4:40 PMAre you insinuating that the big C steals jokes
I can't believe how similar these two are!