Bad -Puns. So Sorry.

Not sure what this is but, thought of it whilst walking my dog need to excorise it, can only apologise in advance.

My friend has got a job as a herb inspector, he walks up and down checking them it. Still it passes the Thyme.

When he gets home, every evening he spends inflating this dingy he bought, whatever floats your boat I suppose.

I asked him if it was sea worthy, he said 'it's done nothing to impress me so far'.

He asked me to deflate it, well I didn't want to let him down.

He also had one of those inflatable bed things, I said 'Lilo?' He said 'why who's after me.'

I asked did you have arm bands too, he said well I've got the latest CD from elbow.

What about that DJ? Frankie Knuckles. Not forgetting Jimmy Nail either.

The old ones are the best but enough of my fantasies about OAPs.

Very good. Tim Vinish (if you have ever see him do stand up)

Did Tim Vine it? No he just walked like normal people!

Have you seen Rickys Gervais? No, has he lost them?

I don't give a Peter Cook!

Very good Danny.

I was thinking Tim Vine throughout as I read that, and then ajp had already mentioned it! Funny though.

I think Tim Vine must be a Music Hall fan then as that is the stuff of Music Hall gaggery! Wonderful stuff!

Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 8, 2008, 12:43 AM

I think Tim Vine must be a Music Hall fan then as that is the stuff of Music Hall gaggery! Wonderful stuff!

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Like a bit of how's your father then

One from the blue book...

Where's me washboard?

Can I do you now, sir!
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I say, I say, I say
I've got a dog with a wooden leg called Albert

Oh, yeah?
How does he smell?

I say, I say, I say

I hear Chris Langham is coming to a screen near you. Sorry i mis-read that. I hear Chris Langham is coming to a school near you

Also, he's lined up to host a new kiddy reality show called "My Pet Paedophile" where kids get to 'adopt' a paedo, go home with him and help with his domestic chores.. cooking, cleaning, making the bed..