Whatever, when you're dead, Louis Walsh is going to f**k you.
F**k you hard.
Ahthankyoo!
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There's a Louise Walsh that lives next door to me. I'd f**k her dead or alive. Still, eight year olds aren't into that sort of thing. That's what Dr. Rolands said anyway.
Quote: roscoff @ January 10, 2008, 12:42 AMThere's a Louise Walsh that lives next door to me. I'd f**k her dead or alive. Still, eight year olds aren't into that sort of thing. That's what Dr. Rolands said anyway.
Thats absolutely disgusting and horrible. How dare you post that 
Everyone knows the acceptable age for paedophile jokes is 9 
I'd like to comment but it seems that filth is more acceptable than cutting humour.
I knew you'd like it Jerf.
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 10, 2008, 10:46 AMI'd like to comment but it seems that filth is more acceptable than cutting humour.
If you posted either of those two, I'm sure it would go down well. Yet to see it though...
Anybody want a cup of tea?
Some scones?
Quote: Charley @ January 10, 2008, 3:39 PMAnybody want a cup of tea?
Some scones?
yes please!
Cup of charlie please Charley.
I'd like a piece of tart if there's any going!
Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 10, 2008, 6:20 PMI'd like a piece of tart if there's any going!
Charley's already offered scones, don't think she was offering herself as well...
Quote: roscoff @ January 10, 2008, 12:42 AMThere's a Louise Walsh that lives next door to me. I'd f**k her dead or alive. Still, eight year olds aren't into that sort of thing. That's what Dr. Rolands said anyway.
My advice; do her dead, she definately wont tell her parents that way. No matter how many times you say "I'll come and get you if you tell anyone". The NSPCC always find out. They never put a healthy child down though.
Healthy children go down on their own.
Reading this thread is making me uncomfortable *adjusts chair* thats better. To Charles and Leevil