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Stand-up Monologue Free. Page 2

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 7, 2008, 4:42 PM

Charisma. PC printing ink is expensive.

Huh?

Like (I think) James said, if I was in a comedy club and had had a few beers and it was someone performing the jokes, it might make me laugh. But reading off the page it didn't work. But that's going to happen with a lot of stand-up as it's all about performance.

A bloke walked into a bar, it was a crossbar. We laughed.

A bloke walked into a bar, it was a cross bar. Someone had nicked their bike.

I understand irony Jerf. But I get the wife to do it after she's made my dinner!

No,the crossbar of a goal, he was a tall chap

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 7, 2008, 11:00 PM

A bloke walked into a bar, it was a crossbar. We laughed.

Bit harsh to laugh at others' misfortune....but if he was THAT tall, you'd have thought he'd have seen it coming!

If you fall down an open man-hole, that's hilarious!

If I scratch my finger, that's a tragedy!

I like the anger in your original piece, Jerf. Mine at that and you could have some hilarious lines. I always like to see someone ranting on stage.

Thanks Winterlight

That's what a stage is for...ranting. Though it was finely polished and well crafted, don't you ?think

I didn't find it that funny. I thought that Louis Walsh, thing was funny as I thought you were suggesting he was a necrophilliac, but I read it again and realised you weren't.

You should though.

Here's my monologue.

Louis Walsh... You know what that guy does? He f**ks dead people.

I've been Charles E. Lawley. You've been wonderful, good night.

Opinions?

Charles (nice name)
Your work has got unemployed teenager living with Mom, written all over it.

Someone takes criticism well. See we can all be sarcastic.

Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ January 8, 2008, 2:24 PM

Louis Walsh... You know what that guy does? He f**ks dead people.

Opinions?

Laughing out loud

Not very good, in my opinion; it was just a rant rather than a piece of stand up.

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 8, 2008, 5:11 PM

Charles (nice name)

Mate, your name's f**king Jerf.

Come on Charles please don't be upset,it's only a bit of fun.

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